Jokes Jokes e mais Jokes

=== [ou] blog/mario joke ===

Yanmega @ Life Orb  
Ability: Speed Boost  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Aerial Ace  
- Bug Bite  
- Protect  
- Night Slash  

Ledian @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Iron Fist  
EVs: 220 Atk / 16 Def / 20 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Baton Pass  
- Reflect  
- Drain Punch  

Prinplup @ Eviolite  
Ability: Torrent  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Stealth Rock  
- Scald  
- Defog  
- Ice Beam  

Virizion @ Expert Belt  
Ability: Justified  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Leaf Blade  
- Sacred Sword  
- Synthesis  
- Zen Headbutt  

Landorus-Therian @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Earth Power  
- Extrasensory  
- Focus Blast  
- Sludge Wave  

Sharpedo-Mega @ Sharpedonite  
Ability: Speed Boost  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Protect  
- Ice Beam  
- Dark Pulse  


=== [uu] blog/smash themed team ===

Lucario @ Sitrus Berry  
Ability: Justified  
EVs: 76 HP / 176 Atk / 244 SpD / 12 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Bulk Up  
- High Jump Kick  
- Bullet Punch  
- Toxic  

Meta Knight (Doublade) @ Eviolite  
Ability: No Guard  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Shadow Sneak  
- Swords Dance  
- Gyro Ball  
- Sacred Sword  

Diddy Kong (Infernape) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Iron Fist  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Mach Punch  
- Flare Blitz  
- Close Combat  
- U-turn  

Zelda (Gardevoir) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Trace  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Calm Mind  
- Psyshock  
- Will-O-Wisp  

Sheik (Accelgor) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Unburden  
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Rash Nature  
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpD  
- Spikes  
- Bug Buzz  
- Encore  
- Energy Ball  

Donkey Kong (Slaking) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Truant  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Retaliate  
- Double-Edge  
- Earthquake  
- Gunk Shot  


=== [ou] blog/amoonguss + venusaur stall ===

BEST OU MON (Landorus-Therian) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 196 HP / 152 Atk / 132 Def / 28 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earthquake  
- Knock Off  
- U-turn  

Im a fat nigga (Venusaur-Mega) @ Venusaurite  
Ability: Thick Fat  
EVs: 248 HP / 140 Def / 8 SpA / 96 SpD / 16 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Leech Seed  
- Synthesis  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Giga Drain  

Pregnant (Chansey) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 248 HP / 140 Def / 120 SpD  
Bold Nature  
- Counter  
- Seismic Toss  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Heal Bell  

Sctrom-wash (Rotom-Wash) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 HP / 204 Def / 4 SpA / 48 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Volt Switch  
- Hydro Pump  
- Pain Split  

SHROOMS (Amoonguss) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Effect Spore  
EVs: 196 HP / 168 Def / 50 SpA / 92 SpD  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Spore  
- Foul Play  
- Giga Drain  
- Sludge Bomb  

Skarmory @ Leftovers  
Ability: Sturdy  
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Roar  
- Toxic  
- Roost  
- Defog  


=== [ou] blog/rain ===

Swanna @ Sitrus Berry  
Ability: Hydration  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA  
Bold Nature  
- Scald  
- Roost  
- Hurricane  
- Defog  

Toxicroak @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Dry Skin  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Drain Punch  
- Gunk Shot  
- Fake Out  
- Knock Off  

Politoed @ Damp Rock  
Ability: Drizzle  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD  
Modest Nature  
- Hydro Pump  
- Ice Beam  
- Haze  
- Hypnosis  

Ampharos-Mega @ Ampharosite  
Ability: Mold Breaker  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD  
Modest Nature  
- Thunder  
- Dragon Pulse  
- Electric Terrain  
- Signal Beam  

Ludicolo @ Leftovers  
Ability: Rain Dish  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
- Leech Seed  
- Giga Drain  
- Scald  
- Protect  

Floatzel @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Swift Swim  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Waterfall  
- Ice Punch  
- Crunch  
- Aqua Jet  


=== [ou] blog/poop ===

Scizor-Mega @ Scizorite  
Ability: Technician  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
- Roost  
- Toxic  
- Protect  
- Bullet Punch  

Landorus-Therian @ Expert Belt  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Rock Polish  
- Swords Dance  
- Earthquake  
- Superpower  

Goodra @ Leftovers  
Ability: Gooey  
EVs: 248 HP / 24 SpA / 236 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Dragon Pulse  
- Acid Armor  
- Fire Blast  
- Ice Beam  

Chandelure @ Sticky Barb  
Ability: Flash Fire  
EVs: 220 HP / 252 SpA / 20 SpD / 16 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Trick  
- Fire Blast  
- Pain Split  
- Shadow Ball  

Electrode @ Magnet  
Ability: Static  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Thunder Wave  
- Volt Switch  
- Taunt  
- Thunderbolt  

Clefable @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Moonblast  
- Fire Blast  
- Moonlight  


=== [ou] blog/drake themed team ===

Dragonite @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Multiscale  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Hyper Beam  
- Thunderbolt  
- Ice Beam  
- Flamethrower  

Venusaur @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Overgrow  
EVs: 248 HP / 204 Def / 24 SpA / 16 SpD / 16 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Giga Drain  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Synthesis  
- Leech Seed  

Electabuzz @ Eviolite  
Ability: Vital Spirit  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Thunder Shock  
- Thunderbolt  
- Thunder  
- Thunder Punch  

Ditto @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Imposter  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Transform  
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Gengar @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Confuse Ray  
- Hypnosis  
- Night Shade  
- Shadow Ball  

Onix @ Eviolite  
Ability: Sturdy  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Dig  
- Bind  
- Earthquake  
- Rock Tomb