joke teams

=== [ou] ROFLMAO MASSIVE TROLL SQUAD ===

gato pelado (Mew) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch
- X-Scissor
- Zen Headbutt

Lucario @ Normal Gem
Ability: Justified
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Hyper Beam
- Nasty Plot
- Dragon Pulse
- Bullet Punch

Breloom (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Effect Spore
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Poison Powder
- Leech Seed
- Sludge Bomb
- Attract

Skarmory @ Choice Band
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 232 HP / 252 Atk / 24 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Drill Peck
- Iron Head
- Facade
- Assurance

Chansey @ Zoom Lens
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Blizzard
- Fire Blast
- Thunder
- Hyper Beam

Nidoqueen @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hone Claws
- Surf
- Thunder
- Sludge Wave


=== [ou] massive trash 2 ===

Alakazam @ Alakazite
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Charge Beam
- Psychic
- Focus Blast
- Shadow Ball

Weavile @ King's Rock
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Beat Up
- Ice Shard
- Icicle Crash

Absol @ Choice Band
Ability: Super Luck
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Knock Off
- Sucker Punch
- Psycho Cut
- Facade

Tentacruel @ Black Sludge
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 252 HP / 240 Def / 16 Spe
Bold Nature
- Scald
- Rapid Spin
- Haze
- Mirror Coat

Conkeldurr @ Life Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off
- Mach Punch
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch

Venomoth @ Shell Bell
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Sleep Powder
- Bug Buzz
- Quiver Dance
- Sludge Bomb


=== [ou] massive trash ===

Absol @ Absolite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Fire Blast
- Ice Beam
- Charge Beam

Dragonite @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Claw
- Fire Punch
- Thunder Punch

Krookodile @ Salac Berry
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 8 SpD / 248 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Crunch
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Power-Up Punch

Gengar @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Focus Blast
- Destiny Bond
- Sludge Wave

Ludicolo @ Leftovers
Ability: Rain Dish
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
- Leech Seed
- Scald
- Rain Dance
- Toxic

Starmie @ Life Orb
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 SpA / 248 Spe
Timid Nature
- Scald
- Psychic
- Rapid Spin
- Recover


=== [ou] fighting spam ===

Magnezone @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Flash Cannon
- Explosion

Breloom @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Leech Seed
- Drain Punch
- Substitute
- Spore

Hitmonlee @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Endure
- Reversal
- Knock Off
- Stone Edge

Conkeldurr @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Facade
- Drain Punch
- Knock Off
- Mach Punch

Pinsir-Mega @ Pinsirite
Ability: Hyper Cutter
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Return
- Quick Attack
- Close Combat
- Stealth Rock

Latios @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dragon Pulse
- Calm Mind
- Roost
- Psyshock


=== [ou] ultra massive joke ===

Sylveon (F) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Cute Charm
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
- Calm Mind
- Endure
- Protect
- Draining Kiss

Altaria (F) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Hyper Voice
- Cotton Guard
- Agility
- Dragon Claw

Slowbro (M) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA
Rash Nature
- Amnesia
- Drain Punch
- Calm Mind
- Psychic

Rotom-Wash @ Flame Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Charge Beam
- Protect
- Hydro Pump
- Trick

Pangoro (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA
Naughty Nature
- Drain Punch
- Hone Claws
- Sludge Bomb
- Arm Thrust

Landorus-Therian @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- U-turn
- Grass Knot
- Psychic
- Stone Edge


=== [ou] team de newb ===

Malamar @ Assault Vest
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Superpower
- Knock Off
- Psycho Cut
- Facade

Charizard-Mega-Y @ Charizardite Y
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flamethrower
- Air Slash
- Solar Beam
- Roost

Staraptor @ Choice Band
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Double-Edge
- Brave Bird
- Close Combat
- Quick Attack

Talonflame @ Choice Band
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Flare Blitz
- Aerial Ace
- U-turn

Azumarill @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 92 HP / 252 Atk / 164 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Aqua Jet
- Play Rough
- Knock Off

greninja estava neste slot mas levou ban (Frogadier) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Protean
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Dark Pulse
- Ice Beam
- Toxic Spikes


=== [nu] awful NU ===

Claydol @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Magic Coat
- Rapid Spin
- Toxic

Haunter @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Sludge Bomb
- Psychic
- Energy Ball
- Hidden Power [Fire]

Weezing @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Thunder
- Sludge Wave
- Dark Pulse

Archeops @ Cell Battery
Ability: Defeatist
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Acrobatics
- Head Smash
- Outrage
- Knock Off

Mantine @ BrightPowder
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rain Dance
- Hydro Pump
- Air Slash
- Ice Beam

Miltank @ Metronome
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rollout
- Power-Up Punch
- Earthquake
- Facade


=== [pu] trash PU ===

Golem (F) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Sucker Punch
- Earthquake
- Thunder Punch

Crustle (F) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- X-Scissor
- Knock Off
- Rock Blast

Basculin (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Crunch
- Return
- Superpower

Ninjask (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- X-Scissor
- Swords Dance
- Night Slash
- Return

Dodrio (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Early Bird
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Return
- Knock Off
- Quick Attack

Bastiodon (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Soundproof
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Careful Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Roar
- Toxic
- Metal Burst


=== [uu] specs snorlax ===

Snorlax @ Choice Specs
Ability: Immunity
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Focus Blast
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt

Porygon-Z @ Choice Specs
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tri Attack
- Recover
- Thunderbolt
- Hyper Beam

Mamoswine @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Icicle Crash
- Knock Off
- Stone Edge

Sceptile-Mega @ Sceptilite
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dragon Pulse
- Focus Blast
- Leaf Storm
- Giga Drain

Suicune @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 136 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Protect
- Toxic
- Rest
- Scald

Yanmega @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Endure
- Air Slash
- Bug Buzz
- Giga Drain